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Obama declares war to Putin! It could be dangerous!

Thanks to the incompetence of BP, here is what we might see at the gas station this summer.

“Contains 10% seawater“

Oh, if you don’t get it, here is a hint: Gulf oil Spill Map 2010.

Looks like BP (British Petroleum) is overdue for a brand new logo, since the Gulf of Mexico Disaster. It is now the biggest ecological catastrophe of the history of the United States, thansk to British Petroleum. I talked wrote about the oil spill here (Gulf Oil Spill Map) and ironically here (Major Accident at Wind Farm).

So, while the engineers work 24 hours a day to find solutions, BP marketers are working on getting a new logo, to improve the damaged company imag. Here is the actual BP logo:

And here is a new logo I would like to suggest them. It represents well what people will think of them for the next few years…

OH! Is this the biggest American lie? So, Norway, in the time of the Vikings, would have been the first country to set foot on the Moon, around 1000 years ago?

Every president has official pictures. Same thing now for Barack Obama, since he is now the president of the United States.

So, here is an official picture of Barack Obama. No, in fact, here are 2 official pictures. The second one is of Barack Obama, as a white man! 

I know, most people these days want to hear about Obama, not about Bush. After all, we heard about Bush for 8 years in a row (not event counting his father…).

But it’s over now, and we can all enjoy this funny video, that could have been a video about it’s first flight as an ex-president of the USA…

Added to the funny videos page!

There are lots of things that we will never see in our lifetime. As examples:

• The return of the dinosaurs (remember “Jurassic Park”? ).
• Aliens visiting us on Earth.
• The end of wars.
• The “real” Santa Claus.
• See a human going on planet Mars.

OK, I might prove wrongs for some of these points (except for Santa Claus and the end of wars I guess…). But one thing is sure, it is that the following picture is a fake, and we will never, never see it for real.

Well, the 8 years of presidency of George W.Bush are almost over. We’re done then with the one who said that “Africa is a big country”.

Lots happened in these 8 years though:

• The September 11, 2001 attacks
• The war with Afghanistan
• The war with Iraq
• The Katrina hurricane
• The actual economic crisis

With all this, even he must be happy that it is finally over…

With Barack Obama slowly replacing George W Bush as the United States president, change are occurring quickly at the White House.

And since this new president is a man of action, here is Barack Obama’s first accomplishment as elected president of the United States!

OH NON PLEASE, NOT A BABY BUSH!!

We had 2 Bush for presidents, we don’t need a 3rd one! Anyway, McCain already looks too much like George W. Bush…

It reminds me that George W has 2 daughters, I just hope they are not interested in politics… Having a third Bush at the WhiteHouse would not be funny at all…