Funny Blog

A very funny programmer’s joke, in binary!

01101!! HAHA!

Bah, some people complain that the salary of the professional football players is often very high. That’s right, but it is well deserved! Think about it: The guys are elite athletes, training many hours a day, eating well and being in a top shape 365 days per year.

Well, ok, there is some exceptions…

Much more original than chocolates or flowers for a Valentine’s Day gift!

But, I mean, toilet paper? Here is the picture of the Valentine’s Day Paper!

Added to the Funny Valentine’s Day page!

Hahaha… Here is a very funny joke. I don’t often post “text only jokes”, but this one is very funny…

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An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said , “Clara, soon we
will be married 50 years and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”

Clara replied, “Well, Paul, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I’ve been  unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good  reason.”

Paul was obviously hurt by his wife’s confession, but said, “I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by ‘good reasons?”

Clara said, “The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn’t pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?”

Paul recalled the visit to the banker and said, “I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?”

Clara  asked, “And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.”

“I recall that,” said Paul. “And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time.”

“All right,” Clara said. “So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?”

Hahaha! 2 super newlyweds cars! Very original idea, the guests will be impressed! Here is the picture of the cool wedding cars!

Added to the funny wedding page and to the funny cars page

Are these sunglasses? No, these are winterglasses! Great for those who can’t wait for summer to be back! Only a few more months to wait…

Hahaha… A funny fox picture hunting rabbits. Rabbit hunting has never been easier. But seriously, if you see that fox, run.

Added to the funny animals page

No, it will not be Barack Obama.
No, it will not be Hillary Clinton.
No, it will not be John McCain.

Welcome to the new president of the United States of America:
Optimus Prime!

Here is a brand new picture of Nicolas Sarkozy! Cool!

For those who don not know him, he is the President of France. You might have heard of him lately, not because he is the new president, but because of his new relationship and wedding with the sexy model and actress Carla Bruni. Allright, sorry for this disturbing photo. Let me apologize with this picture of the very beautiful Carla Bruni!

You read it right. The US Navy is now releasing terrorists in the new TRP (Terrorist Release Program).

I wonder if they will do the same when Bin Laden will be caught?